Uff today was the worst day ever!
I woke up way too early because my mom decided to wake up. If mum’s awake, I’m awake. It’s as simple as that.
We cuddled on the couch and watched ‘the emperors new groove’ on DVD until dad finally woke up. I assumed that daddy waking up would equal fun. Boy was I wrong. Mum just sat with dad and had breakfast with him which made her forget about the most important thing in the whole world!!! ME!!!
When dad finally got his butt to work I was happy again!!!
Dad leaves for work = walking time!!! WoooHooo!!!
But then mum did something really odd. Instead of getting ready for the walk she just closed herself in the bathroom and started screaming down the toilet bowl.
When she stopped that nonsense she started to complain about she shouldn’t have tried to eat! COME ON!!! What do I care, I just want my f****** walk here!!!
Then she let me out in the yard to do my thing, which was okay but what I really didn’t get was why I couldn’t just do that while we were walking. But I went along with her craziness a little longer. When I got in again she had put food in my bowl. Then I knew she had totally lost it!!! I tried to remind her ‘mum we don’t eat until after walk silly’
But she didn’t listen, she just went back to bed to have a nap! And she just laid there ALL DAY long!!! Except for a few visits to the toilet to scream down it, that was all she did for the rest of the day, we didn’t even go to work for crying out loud!
At least she let me cuddle up in bed as well so I forgave her just a bit for not taking me for a walk. The day didn’t really get better until dad got home again and took me for a lil walk around the block.
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